(っ◕∀◕)っ:・゚✧*:・゚✧ I ooped
kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:


“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”


“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’


“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

Oh my god. Yes, perfect.

Oh my god. Yes, perfect.

im-cool-like-that:

Otters Chasing A Butterfly

genuinelycornflakes:



I’m terrified.

genuinelycornflakes:

I’m terrified.

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

dragondicks:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

dragondicks:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the shittiest page on Facebook.

Apparently Uni Lad didn’t learn their lesson after the whole “hey guys lets try to sell t-shirts with rape jokes on them” thing then? Woohh.

I’ve heard about that but never actually saw them. I can already expect what they might be, but what were they?

Uni Lad is actually a website that runs stunning articles such as how to tell if you have been friendzoned (did you know that women won’t fuck people they trust? So if a woman tells you her secrets, she doesn’t want to fuck you!) and A medley of minge and 5 things lads should never do (2 of which are listening to FAG music and owning a tumblr account)

Earlier this year they ran an article that was about how to have sex with drunk women or something equally insightful, and it featured this quote;

If the girl you’ve taken for a drink… won’t spread for your head, think about this mathematical statistic, 85% of rape cases go unreported. That seems to be fairly good odds.

Uni Lad never actually offered an offical apology, I don’t think - the boys who work on the website just hot-potatoed the blame between themselves for a while and took the website down to “rethink” it. (Though judging by these images, very little actual thinking has gone on at all)

I was reading the “5 thigns a lad should never do” and scrolled down to “5. Not playing FIFA 12”

I WAS MAD BUT NOW IVE JUST SEEN THAT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD 

i also like how all the titles are in the black-border-white-fill impact text

It really is a shame that these men exist. And it is just as much of a shame that women exist who settle with this and satisfy the lust of these men. It seems so many people live ignorant of humanity.
May all their frugal and failure attempts at making children give them health problems they regret.

totorororo:

lady-condom:

thatfrenchman:


Marriage Proposal of the Day:
The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

I am going to die alone!

I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna. 

Shit. 

zomg *A*

Ohmygoiasdklfjsdafl can I have this for my future proposal HAHAHA.

Oh. My. God.

This post is made of so much love.

nakedarms:

twelvebats:

borednawkward:

pragmatichominid:

deviouslyratedm:

big-ginge-valverde:

fuzzybagels:

agniology:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.



to infinity and beyond…

I’ve got a friend in me….

And the winner is ^

YOU ARE A TOY.

….That has to be bad for you. I mean…That’s like…in there.

It really is…

…………………………

nakedarms:

twelvebats:

borednawkward:

pragmatichominid:

deviouslyratedm:

big-ginge-valverde:

fuzzybagels:

agniology:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

to infinity and beyond…

I’ve got a friend in me….

And the winner is ^

YOU ARE A TOY.

….That has to be bad for you. I mean…That’s like…in there.

It really is…

…………………………

ashleyrguillory:


And so they did.
Watch the interview
I don’t usually ship this. but I had to for this interview.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ashleyrguillory:

And so they did.

Watch the interview

I don’t usually ship this. but I had to for this interview.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

comeoneandalltotheshow:

did-you-kno:

Source

Just so someone knows. 

Joe, you can reblog something, but never has a reblog stopped me from mocking you.
Also I have a Phil Coulson chibi, unlike some horny person.

comeoneandalltotheshow:

did-you-kno:

Source

Just so someone knows. 

Joe, you can reblog something, but never has a reblog stopped me from mocking you.

Also I have a Phil Coulson chibi, unlike some horny person.

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

reelydumbdoodles:

I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this. 
BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fffffffft yesssss

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

reelydumbdoodles:

I only have Samuel L. Jackson and the “Go The Fuck To Sleep” book to blame for this. 

BAWWW LOOKIT CLINT AND HIS CHUBBY CHEEKS

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fffffffft yesssss